this guy is officially my hero.
Monday, March 2, 2009
at least you spelled cock right this time
Gather around lads and lasses, it is story time. I would like to tell you all of a wonderful place called Angels and Kings in Chicago. The Breester and I were there for a fun little show one afternoon. That night we came back to get our drink on (and we did) the owner of the bar, a certain Pete Wentz, and his very pregnant wife were there. Also there was the drummer of The Plain White T's, Demar (if i spelled it wrong, I apologize, I am too white to spell some of these names). There was also a very drunk fangirl flailing around. Now I know what you are thinking...and NO this isn't a story about me, it was some other drunk fangirl, now pay attention! Anyway, she was harassing Wentz so he goes "hey hey, this dude (points to Demar) he wrote 'Hey there Delilah.'" I swear to you all that she pissed her pants over that. She started totally feeling him up. The whole time this is going on, me Bree and Wentz were laughing our asses off. I kind of feel bad for Demar but that shit was hilarious. Ok, so I am not the best story teller ever but that is some behind the scenes shit that you should be very appreciative of my sharing with you little people...lemmings, if I may.
I hope you enjoyed that bout of gloating and comment on this mofo or I may or may not shank you with a weapon I chisled out of a spoon while in prison. G'day!
I hope you enjoyed that bout of gloating and comment on this mofo or I may or may not shank you with a weapon I chisled out of a spoon while in prison. G'day!
have you ever wanted to disappear
i dont want to join a monastery, or go out and preach on manic street
just disappear
(if you dont get it, go buy yourself a copy of folie á deux, because youre seriously deprived and missing out)
i suppose you can just get rid of the parentheses, because im posting about music you SHOULD be listening to (and if youre not, well...go to hell)
obviously, ill start with fall out boys latest, folie á deux: i dont need to explain this, just go buy the damned thing, if you already havent
the veronicas latest album, hook me up: fancy dancey fun, its a good time, even though they do remind me an awful lot of TATU *mental shudder*
kelly clarksons newest single, my life would suck without you: because, well, my life would suck without you...or not, but i like the song, and im hoping the rest of the cd is good as well
there are others, but ive got stuff to do here, people
you could assume i have a life, or i could just tell you that ive gotta go to work
your choice
peace betches!
just disappear
(if you dont get it, go buy yourself a copy of folie á deux, because youre seriously deprived and missing out)
i suppose you can just get rid of the parentheses, because im posting about music you SHOULD be listening to (and if youre not, well...go to hell)
obviously, ill start with fall out boys latest, folie á deux: i dont need to explain this, just go buy the damned thing, if you already havent
the veronicas latest album, hook me up: fancy dancey fun, its a good time, even though they do remind me an awful lot of TATU *mental shudder*
kelly clarksons newest single, my life would suck without you: because, well, my life would suck without you...or not, but i like the song, and im hoping the rest of the cd is good as well
there are others, but ive got stuff to do here, people
you could assume i have a life, or i could just tell you that ive gotta go to work
your choice
peace betches!
Sunday, March 1, 2009
oh snap, hit the brakes!
i hope liz doesnt mind that i deleted her cursed double post
cause i just did
anyway
its my friend, the gigantic terrified deer head!
well call him ted
hes a good buddy o'mine
he resides in north dakota (liz will supply the city name, because i dont feel like remembering), in a saloon type environment
i believe (which doesnt necessarily make it true) that there was also a ginormous sombrero in this building
cause i just did
anyway
its my friend, the gigantic terrified deer head!
well call him ted
hes a good buddy o'mine
he resides in north dakota (liz will supply the city name, because i dont feel like remembering), in a saloon type environment
i believe (which doesnt necessarily make it true) that there was also a ginormous sombrero in this building
not one to be outdone
the story of Pump and Munch is quite simple, actually
whilst driving about Minneapolis, i believe it was a return from sallys after we turned lizzies hair orange, we drove past a gas station
it was a gas station unlike any other
it was......The Pump and Munch
im sure to normal people (do they exist, mulder?), this tiny little shit hole of an establishment had nothing comical to offer the world
liz and i, however, are deeply disturbed individuals
we cannot resist giggling uncontrolably at something labeled a "pump and munch"
i mean, honestly.....isnt it the first thing that came to YOUR mind, as well?
WELL, ISNT IT????????
whilst driving about Minneapolis, i believe it was a return from sallys after we turned lizzies hair orange, we drove past a gas station
it was a gas station unlike any other
it was......The Pump and Munch
im sure to normal people (do they exist, mulder?), this tiny little shit hole of an establishment had nothing comical to offer the world
liz and i, however, are deeply disturbed individuals
we cannot resist giggling uncontrolably at something labeled a "pump and munch"
i mean, honestly.....isnt it the first thing that came to YOUR mind, as well?
WELL, ISNT IT????????
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