beardo of the week

I don't know exactly what was going through this man's head but he sure is stylin. Unsuprisingly he was arrested on a misdemeanor open container charge. Very classy.





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Yo.

I apologize for my lack of updatedness.

I promise to make up for it as soon as I'm done emptying the snot/mucus/pus out of my head.

Pinky promise?

Pinky promise, betches.

wthitimf?

I know I haven't been very consistent with these but here is your weekly (or bi-weekly, or whenever liz feels like it-eekly) why the hell is that in my favorites. This one I know for a fact is in my favorites because it is fucking hilarious but you simply must check it out. It is called toothpaste for dinner and I have been watching these comics for years now so I hope you enjoy.



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JSYK

Bree is sick again. Please send presents.

Your Daily Dose of Yum

Today's Dose of Yum comes to you courtesy of Brendon's underwear.

Enjoy!

Your Daily Dose of Yum

You're welcome.

hyperventilation

There are unintelligible garbly noises coming out me right now.


If they are not currently coming out of you, please review the above photo, and again check for garbly noises. Repeat as necessary.

Beardo(s) of the week

These fabulous queens are reenacting a scene from Glee and their beards are magnificent. Enjoy!

endangered animal

someone, PLEASE, save that bear! :(

who knew?

apparently hanging out in a field for 4 hours when its 30 degrees outside (-1, for those of you who would feel the need to inform me of that fact later) makes you feel like shit


who knew?

AFPAFPAFPAFPAFP

Amanda Fucking Palmer will rip your god damned throat out.

Predator Alert!

Be on the lookout, ladies!


see more Engrish

SotD

I figured since I posted the acoustic version yesterday, I'd toss in the original version today. For whatever reason the acoustic is listed as "Fell In Love Without You", and the original as "Fell In Love With You". I didn't do it. That's just how it showed up. Anyway, it's here.

SotD

I am a lover of Motion City Soundtrack. Unfortunately, they have this habit of depressing me. SotD today is the acoustic version of Fell In Love Without You. It's amazing, and it breaks my heart every time. You can listen here, and I really recommend you do.

Last night I fell in love without you.
I waved goodbye to that heart of mine
Beating solo on your lawn

Every aching wound will cauterize and bruise
In memory of what we used to call in love
And only time will tell if violins will swell
In memory of what we used to call in love
We used to call it love

Last night I fell in love without you
The coup-de-grace that set me off
Would've made for decent fiction

Every aching wound will cauterize and bruise
In memory of what we used to call in love
And only time will tell if violins will swell
In memory of what we used to call in love
We used to call it...

Last night I fell in love without you
The stars at night aren't as big and bright
As you make them out to be

And every aching wound will cauterize and bruise
In memory of what we used to call in love
And only time will tell if violins will swell
In memory of what we used to call in love
In memory of when we used to call it love

ring the alarm!

It has come to the attention of some of us here at PnM (which obviously means one of us, as there are two, and since I'm posting this, it would be me) that the Gaydar in Finland is apparently on the fritz.

Let's bring them up to speed, shall we????

Neil Patrick Harris: GAY




Stewie Griffin: GAY






No need to thank us, Finland.

But we do accept money, sparkly things, and ponies.

the fun things bree and liz talk about

Brienne~i don't love you i'm just passing the time says:
were there ever any good ol days, where theyd round up all the sick fucks and just shoot them?
Liz~ i'm not sick but i'm not well says:
yeah, it was called Hitler's third reich
Brienne~i don't love you i'm just passing the time says:
well i dont wanna round up the jews
or the gypsies
just the swine flu infested
Liz~ i'm not sick but i'm not well says:
he killed the gays, the disabled, and the sick as well
Brienne~i don't love you i'm just passing the time says:
i know
im just excluding everyone but the sick
the rest im a-ok with
the gays id just round up and create an all gay circus
cuz really, how fun would THAT be?!
Liz~ i'm not sick but i'm not well says:
i would go to it
Brienne~i don't love you i'm just passing the time says:
damn skippy
id make you ringmaster

confession time

I used to actually like Aaron Carter. In 7th grade me and my friend decided that I would marry Nick Carter and she would marry Aaron Carter and we could be like totally sisters! What brought on this blast from the past? These boys:

oh me oh my

i dare you to get through this without laughing

if i ever go to japan, i am asking EVERY SINGLE japanese woman i come across to say "eat the wasabi"

FYI

watch this

then, rewatch lizzie's dating site post, and see if you can count the rapist glasses!

"life is a playground and I want someone to play with"

I thought I would share this lawl-worthy video with you all. I personally like the viking...

Dating Montage
by smithy00101

BEARD-O

This beardo is brought to you today in honor of my new job. Check out William Proctor (him and his buddy, Gamble, started Proctor & Gamble). I am def digging that weird beard.





So check out the 800 number on the back of any P&G product. Dialing that will connect you with me. Let the complaints begin!