Are they out of their freaking MINDS?!

Apparently, APPAR-ENT-LY, the folks over at the Secretary of State's office (the DMV to those of you who don't live in Michigan) believe that I'm a good choice for jury duty. JURY DUTY! Have they completely lost it?!

I cannot wait for the whole jury selection process. I'm (most likely foolishly) hoping they ask a question along the lines of "are you a rational, stable person?", because then I can shout "NOPE, SURE AM NOT!" and skip my merry way to the door. Somehow, I doubt this will happen, though. I'm just not that lucky.

Obviously, the people working at the SOS are quite stupid. I'll be sure to keep you updated on just HOW stupid they prove to be, as soon as it is made known to me.

If I could tell a douchebag one thing, it would be this...

"You, sir, have creepy fuckin' fingers...




...and THAT is the situation"

Bree is bored and playing around on Youtube. Lucky You.

Watch this man get totally pwned by a fish to the side of the head




I have found my own personal Hell




Wanna feel better about yourself?




Why does this happen? Did people learn NOTHING from Tina Chen????




Speaking of Tina Chen...watch her lose her shit at 1:11, and then calmly turn off the cam

Vacation Accommodations

Planning a trip soon? By all means, please stay here.

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas from the girls here at PnM!

The year in review?

This is awesome and I looooove it.

Oh I know! I know! Pick me! Pick me!

This quiz is all sorts of LOLz.

Only a master could mix such normal questions with such "WWTTFF" questions.

That's right.

They're so messed up, they get DOUBLE "wtf".

I Didn't Think They Could Top Scandinavapalooza...

If what I wanted for Christmas was to be severely creeped out by Radio Shack...excuse me...The Shack...then I guess I'm not going to be disappointed.

Your Daily Dose of WTF?

While Bree brings you your daily dose of yum I think I will share some serious WTF pictures. Let's start with this one...




Those poor cats!

beardo of the week

I don't know exactly what was going through this man's head but he sure is stylin. Unsuprisingly he was arrested on a misdemeanor open container charge. Very classy.





source

ch-ch-ch-check it out!

This website is too awesome to pass up. I drank a bottle of Beringer White Zinfandel in about an hour, after which I decided to do a bunch of obnoxious things on Facebook, which led me to google "famous jews", which brought me to THIS incredible internet amazement: Heebz.com. I shit you not, that's what it's called.

Was "famousjewishpeoplewhohavecontributedmuchtosocietyasawhole.org" already taken?!??!

Beard-o of the Week

This week's BotW is not simply a man (or woman, we here at PnM do not judge), it is an entire website. A website unlike any other I have ever come across on the dear ol' interwebz. It is a website devoted entirely to the growing and maintenance of beards.

Peruse at own risk.

And you know it's totally legit, cuz it's a ".org". Oh yeah.

heh....kitteh

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