woe is me

I know it has happened to all of you. The "who is this?" msn message. I have gotten a ton of different people onto my friend list over the years and sometimes forget who they are. Tonight's convo started innocently enough. I thought it was a girl I had met at an FOB show, it has happened before, how else would me a Bree be beffies? Anyway, I realized that I knew this person from livejournal and that she was a boy. He asked me to friend his account because he thinks he is a good writer and wanted my opinion. Anyway, here is the convo and how it has escalated to insanity. (btw, I don't actually think his writing is good, I am just too nice to tell him it sucks.) We started talking about FOB, of course I would talk to him about one of my favorite subjects but he was annoying me so I told him I was busy and he left but suddenly 30 minutes later he started to harass me again. Asking for advice was nice because I am too nice to just say no. Way to get myself caught up in shit lol.

- ;boycottlove- says:
Hey I need some advice

Liz~ "I wet my pants...but not because I was nervous" says:
ok

- ;boycottlove- says:
Well, I liked this girl...we partied a lil she asked for some pics right so I thought I'd be clever and send her one in my boxers, she laughs over the pgone and says she has to show someone well that turned into everyone and now I get called all sorts of horrivle names idk dude bad

Liz~ "I wet my pants...but not because I was nervous" says:
shitty
she obv isn't worth your time
just laugh it off
easier said than done, i know

- ;boycottlove- says:
Very, and idk like I don't understand I'm just in my boxers I'm not fat why r ppl laughing??? I have chest hair haa
Here, this is it just don't laugh and be honest and tell me what's funny, it's not even a bad pic


Liz~ "I wet my pants...but not because I was nervous" says:
your boxers are fucked up, idk what you have in there but that is just sad

- ;boycottlove- says:
I have my you know there...why?

Liz~ "I wet my pants...but not because I was nervous" says:
right...well, if you are sending a pic of yourself in your underwear to someone on their phone you can just expect to be laughed at
us women just don't work that way

- ;boycottlove- says:
She asked for it though, ya know !???
And besides it isn't my boxers csuse i don't even have a boner there

yeah, you know you are too nice when guys you don't know are sending pics of their obviously stuffed boxers and hairyness to you. How was I to know that this convo would escalate to this? Promptly blocking this weirdo. ktnxbai.

You Suck.

I'm stepping up on my soapbox. If you don't like it, I really don't care.

Everywhere I turn, someone is bitching about the aid being sent to the people of Haiti. "We have homeless people HERE", "We have people without food HERE", it just goes on and on. What are you not seeing about the situation going on in Haiti??? Are you blind? Or just dumb as fuck? These people have NOTHING, and NO ONE to help them. For so many many MANY people, everything they've ever known is GONE, with no warning whatsoever.

I understand there are homeless people in need here, I understand that there are people without jobs, without food, without money to take care of their families.

And here's my question to YOU, oh bitcher-of-the-help: WHAT DID YOU GIVE TO THOSE PEOPLE?

I bet my left arm that you didn't donate a single penny to help all of those people here in the country you so vehemently insist needs the help more than those in Haiti, aside from maybe the handful of change you chuck at the Salvation Army every year at Christmas. Yet you have the balls to sit there, and BITCH that your fellow Americans felt generous enough to give what they could to help. The people in this country that need help have been in need for a long time, since way before the earthquake in Haiti, yet NOW they are of sudden importance to you. NOW you post messages on your Facebook about how these people need help. Where was your "compassion" for your neighbors before compassion was being shown elsewhere?

Shame on you, you douchey fuckface. Because that's EXACTLY what you are.

YOU.

SUCK.

Bree is bored and playing around on Youtube. Lucky You.

Watch this man get totally pwned by a fish to the side of the head




I have found my own personal Hell




Wanna feel better about yourself?




Why does this happen? Did people learn NOTHING from Tina Chen????




Speaking of Tina Chen...watch her lose her shit at 1:11, and then calmly turn off the cam

oh fuck that

now i feel all itchy...

Vacation Accommodations

Planning a trip soon? By all means, please stay here.

Beard-o of the Week

This week's BotW is MGG (if you don't understand that, please remove yourself from the rock you live under).

Go ahead.

Try arguing with me that there's no beard.

Just try.



Also, lilac sweater vest???? Adorable.

drama fail

i don't know what's better, the man proclaiming "that's not good", or the girls scream of "OMG!" when they send her flying instead of peter pan

Happy New Queer!