Things That Annoy Me

Ranch freaking Dressing.



Why is it in EVERYTHING?


Also, all of the people that freak the hell out when I tell them I don't like Ranch Dressing. They can't seem to wrap their minds around the fact that someone thinks their beloved buttermilky treat tastes like absolute crap.

Things That Annoy Me

I'm starting yet another new feature here at PnM.

THINGS THAT ANNOY ME!

Today's TTAM is a small thing, yet it drives me batshit cray to the zee:

I absolutely can't stand it when people spell "y'all" as "ya'll". It makes no sense, you bozos! It's a contraction between "ya", that lovely bastardized version of "you", and "all". Replacing the "a" from "all" with an apostrophe makes the pronounciation completely assbackwards. Try saying it. It comes out all "ya ell". It's quite obvious that it is the "a" from "ya" being replaced, THEREFORE! the apostrophe goes between the "y" and the "a".

So y'all knock it off, ya hear?!