I have had a genius idea. Someone front the money, and I'm all over starting this entire enterprise....
Smack-A-Grams!!
Is your boss pissing you off? Your mom so far up your ass about getting a job that your eyes are crossed?! Your girlfriend cockblocking you at every turn?!?!
With Smack-A-Grams, you could simply call their easy 800 number (hopefully, 1-800-SMACK-A-BITCH), and they would send someone to the offenders home. When your boss/mother/cockblocker answers the door, BAM! they get smacked in the face!
You could even choose the method of the smack! Open handed? You got it! White leather glove? Not a problem! Big black penis? IT CAN BE DONE!
I'll be waiting patiently at my mailbox for your check, yo.
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Friday, August 7, 2009
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