Unfortunate Incidences of Camel Toe

It is deeply disturbing to me when bad camel toe happens to good people. I know this girl. She is good people. I also see her camel toe, and it is bad.

permanent jet lag

i really have nothing to say, just felt like connecting with the blogging world

what about you, what are you up, person that could possibly be reading this?

for your consideration

A List of Random Things That Amuse Me


~my cousin doing his "mentally challenged" impersonation (it's wrong, but it's so damned funny)
~the conan o'brian bud light commercial (vroom vroom, pah-ty stah-ter)
~adam t. siska
~isabella, pretty much just everything she does is ridiculous
~anything liz and i do together (even a trip to ihop can be pretty effing hilarious)
~lou, the little chihuahua on "the soup" on e!
~patrick dancing in those super tight pants
~also...the little noises he makes in the background of other bands' songs
~random people with horrendous hair that i see on the street (it's a force of habit to notice them)
~chocolate cake (not amusing, but it's freaking good)
~"relish" (some day i'll post it here, for your amusement)
~lolcats
~andy samberg
~little dogs in clothing (it's dumb, but it makes me giggle, so shut up)
~monkeys
~reruns of americas next top model
~late night infomercials