Shut Up, Snape

I'm too busy making potions on Pottermore to post things.

So here.

Watch this.

Beard-o of the Week

To atone for my sin (apparently this past weeks Beard-o is a repeat, shame shame), I present to you our NEW BotW....

This chick makes beards!! Out of....crafty shit!! I was just about to place an order when I came across her post that she had stopped selling/making beards. I am very saddened by this. Contemplating an attempt to get her to make me one anyway. Will keep you updated. Not sure why this now sounds like important telegram.