someone call the nobel prize committee

so there was this crazy seal at the zoo today....were walking through this giant underwater tunnel of doom, where the seals can swim over you, and i see this seal just chilling underwater, not moving, just sitting there, and im like, well whatever could he possibly be doing????

the fucker was getting a facial! he was sitting in the water, facing the water filter that blows water into the tank...its hard to see in the video, but his face and neck were all ripply from the force of the water...hed sit there for a little bit, then pop up for air (he does that about halfway through the video), then come back down and sit in front of the filter again

this seals a fucking genius!

heh....kitteh

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SotD

ive been thinking about it, and im torn between a couple different choices for todays SotD...i suppose ill just have to suck it up and pick one, since its really not important in any way, shape, form....so todays SotD iiiiiiiiiiiiiiis................




"She Doesn't Get It" by The Format

go get it, betches!

Beard-o of the Week

This week's BotW has a hilarious movie coming out in just a couple weeks, and he's super funny. Therefore, we bestow upon Zack Galifianakis the title of Beard-o of the Week!

Thanks for always looking like a creepy mountain man, Zack!

in case you forgot about him....

you dumdum!

so im sure you all remember me telling you to not get the swine flu

apparently people within my circle DO NOT FUCKING LISTEN

yes

someone has the swine flu

no

it is neither myself nor liz

Song of the Day

after some consideration, i decided that coming up with a playlist was too taxing (yes, 5 songs is just too much for my laziness)...therefore, i shall be presenting you all with "bree's song you should be listening to all day long, and if you don't have it, you need to go download it asap, kthxbai", which shall, from this point forward, be known as "bree's song of the day, go download it, betches", or more simply "bree's SOD" (if it's not complicated, it's not fuuuun!)

so! today's SOD is.....

"it's hard to say i do when i don't" by fall out boy

go download it, betches