D-bag of the Whenever

Alert! Alert! Alert! Quick, someone make that breaking news "de de de de de" sound!

Guess what's back! It's the D-bag of the Whenever feature!!!! (and the peasants rejoice)

Soooooo, are you wondering who are D-bag of the We-got-the-site-back-up-and-running is? Are you?????

It is none other than......

Kristen Stewart!

Anyone who would cheat on that dear little bunny is a D-bag. Actually, I'm gonna go ahead and name her the D-bag of the Decade. At least until someone worse comes along.

So you cling to that title, sweetheart! Enjoy it! Embrace it!

God knows, you deserve it.

Trollop.

Tart.

Floooooooozy.

Ok, I'm done now.

D-Bag of the Whenever

So. Easter week. They've gotta have somethin GOOD on TV for all the religious freakos to get all freaky about, right? Right. And so they had. The D-bag of the Right Now comes to us via Macbeth Studio, where they apparently and allegedly recreated the face of Jesus. *Ahem* I'm sorry. The face of whoever is supposedly magi-magi-magically appearing on the Shroud of Turin (I wouldn't want to offhandedly offend anyone). Through most of the 2 hour long program (most of which was just repeating the same CRAP over and over again. I love filler!), there was a man talking. I honestly have no idea what this man said, because I couldn't stop staring at his freaking HAIR! So the current D-bag of the Whenever is....

Ray Downing's Hair!



Congratulations, and enjoy your reign!

P.S. Did anyone get my 3 wisemen reference?

Anyone?

Anyone?

Beuller?

NEW! NEW! NEW!

It has come to our attention here at PnM that there are many people running around this beautiful planet that need to be acknowledged for their, let's call them "contributions" to society. These people apparently try very hard to get the attention they so desperately aspire to, and who are we to say "no!"?! Without further ado, we bring to you our newest feature: D-Bag of the Whenever! We will feature a new Douchetastic Loser at random invtervals (I'd love to say "weekly", but, as made obvious by some of our other features, we suck at deadlines).

The honor of being our first ever D-Bag of the Whenever goes to......


this doofus!



Yes, ladies and gen...*ahem* Yes, 3 people that actually read our blog, it's Zak Bagans of Ghost Adventures! If ever there were a crown for biggest douchebag, Mr. Bagans would be the owner of said crown. You can tune in to Ghost Adventures on the Travel Channel (usually on Friday nights) to check out the D-baggyness in all its glory!

On a small side note, I will admit he's pretty hot in nightvision. If you turn the sound off.