Bizarre Youtube Videos with Bree

I've decided to start a new section on PnM, because...that's what I do.

So, ladies and gentlemen (who are we kidding, we all know Rin is the only person who reads our blog), we present to you....

Bizarre Youtube Videos with Bree! In this section, your beloved (*ahem*) hostess will bring to your attention a terrifying delightful Youtube confection, and attempt to explain and/or understand it for/with you.

First up: THIS monstrosity of a puddle of crazy.

Everybody good and "what the fuck"ed out? Good. Let's get started.

Ok, first things first....WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO LOOK LIKE A UNICORN?! I mean, I love unicorns as much as the next freak, but I don't wander around thinking "how can I turn myself into a unicorn?!" at every moment of my day.

Second, is this girl Japanese? Cause I'm pretty sure she's faking it. I'm getting SERIOUS J-Pop America Funtime Now vibes off of this chick. (My apologies for the craptastic quality of the video in that link)

Nextnextnextnext, has anyone, in the history of people, ever met a person with that small of a face and that GINORMOUS of a set of eyeballs? And while we're on the subject of eyeballs, where does one buy My Little Pony contact lenses? Those seem like the sort of thing you'd have to go online to purchase, and I would imagine if you're able to purchase something online, enough people must be buying them for there to be a website devoted to selling them, WHICH MEANS.....there are more people out there trying to look like this.

Finally, does anyone else find this slightly racist? A little bit? A tad? And if so, do you find this more or less racist than someone wanting to dress up their friends half-asian 3 year old as a Wonton for Halloween?

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

I don't know where this all started, but for the love of Christ, make it stop!

Ummmm....

No, really. "Ummmm" is all I can come up with. See if YOU have better luck, cause...ummm.....yeah....

BotW

Guess who's back, bitches.

I was desperately searching for a photo to put up as BotW, and I really wanted that picture of R-Patz lookin' a holy hot mess, but I could not come across it. Sooooo, this weeks Beard-o? Whoever created THIS little gem:





Yeah. You're welcome.

File this under "what...the...eff...."

Those silly silly...um....ladies? from The Real Housewives. This one wants to sing! Or...rap? Or...whatever, just watch it and try not to pee.

 

Are they out of their freaking MINDS?!

Apparently, APPAR-ENT-LY, the folks over at the Secretary of State's office (the DMV to those of you who don't live in Michigan) believe that I'm a good choice for jury duty. JURY DUTY! Have they completely lost it?!

I cannot wait for the whole jury selection process. I'm (most likely foolishly) hoping they ask a question along the lines of "are you a rational, stable person?", because then I can shout "NOPE, SURE AM NOT!" and skip my merry way to the door. Somehow, I doubt this will happen, though. I'm just not that lucky.

Obviously, the people working at the SOS are quite stupid. I'll be sure to keep you updated on just HOW stupid they prove to be, as soon as it is made known to me.

Not even this can make me like this song.

This is for you, Lizzie.

D-Bag of the Whenever

So. Easter week. They've gotta have somethin GOOD on TV for all the religious freakos to get all freaky about, right? Right. And so they had. The D-bag of the Right Now comes to us via Macbeth Studio, where they apparently and allegedly recreated the face of Jesus. *Ahem* I'm sorry. The face of whoever is supposedly magi-magi-magically appearing on the Shroud of Turin (I wouldn't want to offhandedly offend anyone). Through most of the 2 hour long program (most of which was just repeating the same CRAP over and over again. I love filler!), there was a man talking. I honestly have no idea what this man said, because I couldn't stop staring at his freaking HAIR! So the current D-bag of the Whenever is....

Ray Downing's Hair!



Congratulations, and enjoy your reign!

P.S. Did anyone get my 3 wisemen reference?

Anyone?

Anyone?

Beuller?

A little glimpse into the mind of Bree...

Fun fact: I am TERRIFIED of nuns. I don't know why, I just am.



Seriously, how are people not completely freaked out by them?!?

Your daily dose of WTF?

I have been hoarding wtf pics without posting them so I think I will make a massive post right now. Be ready to have your minds blown.





That is all.