A Public Service Announcement

Please don't film your chubby children singing somewhat inappropriate songs for their age group while wearing too small character pajamas (please pronounce that like you're British, thank you). But, if you ignore this request, kindly place the results on the internet for me to enjoy. Thank you for your time.

What. The. Fuck.

This is all cute and stuff. And then you get to the 40 second mark.

Holy Hell.



Also, Happy Birthday bb!

Beard-o of the Week

This week's BotW is not simply a man (or woman, we here at PnM do not judge), it is an entire website. A website unlike any other I have ever come across on the dear ol' interwebz. It is a website devoted entirely to the growing and maintenance of beards.

Peruse at own risk.

And you know it's totally legit, cuz it's a ".org". Oh yeah.

Whatcha dooooin?

So no, I haven't been kidnapped by crazed terrorists, nor have I been placed in a mental care facility for the rest of my natural life, I've simply been...well....losing my mind. Between work and...well, nothing, because all I do anymore is work, I've been completely burnt out. Today has been a beauteous sigh of relief. I got to do absolutely nothing, and I enjoyed it wholeheartedly. I watched a crapload of Disney channel, and I've decided that Phinneas and Ferb is terrific.

As Liz mentioned at some point a while ago, I'm in the process of moving, and by "process of moving", I so obviously meant "procrastinating painting". But it's going to happen! Yes, the painting that started over a month ago will recommence this Tuesday! And will hopefully get finished, and then I can clean (oh GOD, can I clean), and start moving my shit! Yay!*

DID YA MISS ME?!?!?!??!?!?

*This "yay!" subject to change after the painting begins. Void where prohibited. Offer not valid in Alaska, Hawaii, and Puerto Rico.