Birthday Shenans!

In honor of Lizzie's birthday today (you'll never be as old as me, betch), I'm taking you on a tour of our Shenanigans.

First up we have....Liz finding Jesus! In the IHOP parking lot, no less.



We tried to refrigerate a pie using ice in a cardboard box. Yeah. "Oops" would be appropriate.

We like to laugh. Hard.

We buy random tourist t-shirts in Walgreens when we're super tired.

Honestly, this is probably where we should have ended up on numerous occasions, we just don't get caught. We're that good.

We've been known to desecrate signs once or twice.


The scary bird is watching you while you shop for really old crap.



Once, we tried to kill a whole family of prairie dogs. I suppose it was my fault for pointing out the passenger window and shouting "LOOK!" just as we went around a giant curve in the road. My bad.

We tend to find the most ridiculous things in the most ridiculous places. WHY is there a giant sombrero with "MEXICO" embroidered on it poorly in an "old west saloon", you ask? We don't know either. Olé!

Believe it or not, she made it the whole 8 seconds.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIZZIE!

I miss you like a crack habit.

Ooooh memories!

Hey Lizzie.

'Member this???

I'm sad.

Remember him BEFORE he sparkled like a queer?



Yeah, me too.

Beard-o of the Week

This week's BotW comes to us from Australia!

I'll give you a moment to compose yourselves after that delightful and titillating news.

Lawrence Leung! Yay!

My head just exploded in pure joy.

This has got to be the best thing that has happened to me this year.

And I've been touched by Gabe Saporta.

Enjoy the epic hilariousness.




But I'm a human not a sandwich. Priceless.

maybe dreams can come true...

It is officially my life's dream to be a part of something as epic (and let's face it, QUEER) as this.



This video was brought to my attention by my good friends a BGLB, a wonderful website run by two wonderful gays.

There is no title befitting this post. None.

My "wtf" meter just flew off the charts. It is now lying in the corner, broken to bits.

I just found the most bizarre and hilarious thing relating to Twilight, and I am going to share.

Ooooh yes, I am going to share.

Let's see how far you can get before you can no longer read.

Also, just to point out....the person that wrote that needs to be shot. Not necessarily killed, just....shot.

Oh I know! I know! Pick me! Pick me!

This quiz is all sorts of LOLz.

Only a master could mix such normal questions with such "WWTTFF" questions.

That's right.

They're so messed up, they get DOUBLE "wtf".

New.....Moon?

You know all those freaks that come out right before a Twilight Saga movie is released? Those teenage girls that get into fisticuffs over which Team they are on? (FYIIIIII teams don't matter, you stupid twits, you know which team wins, and I hate you) They're the same little girls that scream bloody murder everytime Edward comes on screen and broods about something. Or that hate on Kristen Stewart for...well, just for being her (The only issue I really take with her is the obsessive lip biting. Stop it, honey. I bet she'd be a bit less glum if someone offered the poor girl a chapstick)

Yeah. This is totally not one of those freaks.

This person is on a whooooole other level.

But what if I reeeeally need to?

You got it, sign.

SotD

Song for the day...hmm...

We're gonna go with "Walk This Way" by Aerosmith

Why, you ask?

Because I'm Gabe Saporta, and I can do that.

Beard-o of the Yum

Eh, why not.

I Didn't Think They Could Top Scandinavapalooza...

If what I wanted for Christmas was to be severely creeped out by Radio Shack...excuse me...The Shack...then I guess I'm not going to be disappointed.

Uh huh, holy shit

It's about time you got off my dick



After a very very long rambling story about Samuel L. Jackson that I've now heard approximately 15 times, Cobra Starship played "Snakes on a Plane". They brought out the singer from Versaemerge (eeeeh...not so enjoyable, you are not Paramore, dearies) to do William Becketts part. She sucked. And then, ooooh and then, they resurrected their delightful "cover" of Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl" in place of Travie's rap. It was "delicious".

Your Daily Dose of WTF?

While Bree brings you your daily dose of yum I think I will share some serious WTF pictures. Let's start with this one...




Those poor cats!

Things That Liz Hates Volume 1

I would rather have a TALENTED comedian thrust his fist up my ass and use me as a puppet than to watch even a minute of Jeff Dunham's "comedy." Remember that kid in school that was obsessed with his puppet? He was in every talent show, talking through the side of his mouth. HE wasn't funny NOR did he have his own show. So WHY did comedy central give this loser a show? A)he is not funny B) his jokes are quite racist and C) puppets are fucking scary.


Just in case you didn't believe my story about the kid I knew in school. I have photographic evidence from my senior yearbook.

SotD

Today's SotD is basically anything that comes out of Patrick's mouth.

Anything.

At all.

Delicious acoustic song?
It counts.

Bizarre rambling story full of "ummm"s and "nonononono"s?
It counts.

Youtube is your friend.
Go take a looksy.

Beard-o of the Week

Oh, Gabe Saporta.



This totally counts.

An open letter to Taylor Swift

Dear Taylor,

While I find you completely sweet and adorable, I just can't bring myself to believe your whole "she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts" scenario when you are dancing around in a silvery glittery mini dress.

Sincerely,
Bree

Ummm...

I am perplexed.

YDDY

Your Daily Dose of Yum, ladies and...um...ladies.

One Mr. Patrick Vaughn Stump went back to his old high school and did...well, this.

If you enjoy it even half as much as I did (am...will), then that's just peachy.



Also, be sure to watch all the other videos from this in the "related" section. Trust me, there are PLENTY.

I've got a fever....

This could quite possibly be one of the funniest things that has ever happened on the SNL stage.

What's that you say, Christopher Walken?

This is fucking brilliant.