Beard-o of the Holy Crap It's Been A While

So after probably months and months of radio silence, I remembered how to turn on my computer! Hurray! Which, lucky for YOU, dear (lack of) readers, means MORE POSTS! Weeeeee!

So my first stop on the Tour de Fun is BotW. This weeks beard-o is Allen from The Hangover. But only the first one, because I hated the second one, and as I have yet to SEE the third one, I will not pass judgement on it.

So yay for Allen (y Carlos)!

Birthday Shenans!

In honor of Lizzie's birthday today (you'll never be as old as me, betch), I'm taking you on a tour of our Shenanigans.

First up we have....Liz finding Jesus! In the IHOP parking lot, no less.



We tried to refrigerate a pie using ice in a cardboard box. Yeah. "Oops" would be appropriate.

We like to laugh. Hard.

We buy random tourist t-shirts in Walgreens when we're super tired.

Honestly, this is probably where we should have ended up on numerous occasions, we just don't get caught. We're that good.

We've been known to desecrate signs once or twice.


The scary bird is watching you while you shop for really old crap.



Once, we tried to kill a whole family of prairie dogs. I suppose it was my fault for pointing out the passenger window and shouting "LOOK!" just as we went around a giant curve in the road. My bad.

We tend to find the most ridiculous things in the most ridiculous places. WHY is there a giant sombrero with "MEXICO" embroidered on it poorly in an "old west saloon", you ask? We don't know either. Olé!

Believe it or not, she made it the whole 8 seconds.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIZZIE!

I miss you like a crack habit.

So...he's dead...and he's frozen...

This is the most fantastical thing I have ever seen, and I cannot WAIT!!!! Liz and Bree are taking Colorado by storm!!!!

This....

is freaking BRILLIANT!!!