Beard-o of the Holy Crap It's Been A While

So after probably months and months of radio silence, I remembered how to turn on my computer! Hurray! Which, lucky for YOU, dear (lack of) readers, means MORE POSTS! Weeeeee!

So my first stop on the Tour de Fun is BotW. This weeks beard-o is Allen from The Hangover. But only the first one, because I hated the second one, and as I have yet to SEE the third one, I will not pass judgement on it.

So yay for Allen (y Carlos)!

Uh huh, holy shit

It's about time you got off my dick



After a very very long rambling story about Samuel L. Jackson that I've now heard approximately 15 times, Cobra Starship played "Snakes on a Plane". They brought out the singer from Versaemerge (eeeeh...not so enjoyable, you are not Paramore, dearies) to do William Becketts part. She sucked. And then, ooooh and then, they resurrected their delightful "cover" of Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl" in place of Travie's rap. It was "delicious".

Beard-o Of The Week

This week's BotW is delicious.

Why? you inquire.

Because we've had our share of grotesque-ocity lately, and I wanted to look at someone and drool.

That's why.

Don't question my authority again, fucker.

Ryan Gosling. I think I'm gonna go watch "The Notebook". Twice.

"it's like watching your dad bone..."

So, the time has come, they have posted the meet and greet photos. I have finally cut off the m&g wristband tonight because it was fraying so much. I have to say that the picture isn't half bad but Patrick's obnox Elvis Costello glasses caught a good glare. His smile is hilarious as is Bree's. She looks like she just won an award in the form of the sexiest voice alive. I look completely content but I had NO IDEA that Andy was standing next to me. I kind of feel bad...but mostly I don't. Okay, yes, I do feel bad, wouldn't it suck to be the ugly one in the band? Oh well, he has fans somewhere. They probably won't appreciate the cold shoulder I am giving him.



also, click here for all of the concert pics.