Things Bree Is Obsessed With Part Deux

In this installment of Things Bree Is Obsessed With (or Things With Which Bree Is Obsessed for those of you who love grammar), we're going to cover ALL THE THINGS!

First up, the ALL THE THINGS meme. I less than three it. A lot. I say it. A lot.

Secondlyyyyyy, I'm not sure how many of you are learned individuals, but this man sounds like one, and if he sounds smart, I am going to assume that he is. He did an experiment. With monkeys (Sidebar, Bree is also obsessed with monkeys, but we can talk about that later). Watch it. Be entertained. I am obsessed with this for numerous reasons. First, the guys accent kicks. Second, the smart man makes a funny at the :59 mark. Next, how excited the monkey gets when he sees the other monkey get a grape. He's all "OOOOH! GRAPE! I GOTTA GET ME SOME OF THAT!". Adorable! And then, how PISSED THE EFF OFF that monkey gets when he does NOT get a grape. Even. More. Adorable.


Third thing third thing third thing! THIS!

THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES!!

We're baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. Aren't you just the luckiest duckies of them all? Don't answer that.

I almost wish I had a list of the effed up SHIT that has gone on since our last post, but I think I'd be drowning in paper. And as amusing of an image as that would BE, I'll pass. Thanks.

So hold on to your assicles. The gals at PnM are back in full effect. Just like a poorly thought out 90's boy band. Ill. Dope. With wicked awesome haircuts.

Are they out of their freaking MINDS?!

Apparently, APPAR-ENT-LY, the folks over at the Secretary of State's office (the DMV to those of you who don't live in Michigan) believe that I'm a good choice for jury duty. JURY DUTY! Have they completely lost it?!

I cannot wait for the whole jury selection process. I'm (most likely foolishly) hoping they ask a question along the lines of "are you a rational, stable person?", because then I can shout "NOPE, SURE AM NOT!" and skip my merry way to the door. Somehow, I doubt this will happen, though. I'm just not that lucky.

Obviously, the people working at the SOS are quite stupid. I'll be sure to keep you updated on just HOW stupid they prove to be, as soon as it is made known to me.