Beard-o of the Holy Crap It's Been A While

So after probably months and months of radio silence, I remembered how to turn on my computer! Hurray! Which, lucky for YOU, dear (lack of) readers, means MORE POSTS! Weeeeee!

So my first stop on the Tour de Fun is BotW. This weeks beard-o is Allen from The Hangover. But only the first one, because I hated the second one, and as I have yet to SEE the third one, I will not pass judgement on it.

So yay for Allen (y Carlos)!

Bizarre Youtube Videos with Bree

I've decided to start a new section on PnM, because...that's what I do.

So, ladies and gentlemen (who are we kidding, we all know Rin is the only person who reads our blog), we present to you....

Bizarre Youtube Videos with Bree! In this section, your beloved (*ahem*) hostess will bring to your attention a terrifying delightful Youtube confection, and attempt to explain and/or understand it for/with you.

First up: THIS monstrosity of a puddle of crazy.

Everybody good and "what the fuck"ed out? Good. Let's get started.

Ok, first things first....WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO LOOK LIKE A UNICORN?! I mean, I love unicorns as much as the next freak, but I don't wander around thinking "how can I turn myself into a unicorn?!" at every moment of my day.

Second, is this girl Japanese? Cause I'm pretty sure she's faking it. I'm getting SERIOUS J-Pop America Funtime Now vibes off of this chick. (My apologies for the craptastic quality of the video in that link)

Nextnextnextnext, has anyone, in the history of people, ever met a person with that small of a face and that GINORMOUS of a set of eyeballs? And while we're on the subject of eyeballs, where does one buy My Little Pony contact lenses? Those seem like the sort of thing you'd have to go online to purchase, and I would imagine if you're able to purchase something online, enough people must be buying them for there to be a website devoted to selling them, WHICH MEANS.....there are more people out there trying to look like this.

Finally, does anyone else find this slightly racist? A little bit? A tad? And if so, do you find this more or less racist than someone wanting to dress up their friends half-asian 3 year old as a Wonton for Halloween?

fair warning

one month from tuesday, life is good again

me attempting to avoid a panic attack at 35,000 feet, and liz attempting to stay between the lines on the road, both headed to minne

twin cities beware

in 32 days, we take the world (or a state) by storm