Bizarre Youtube Videos with Bree

I've decided to start a new section on PnM, because...that's what I do.

So, ladies and gentlemen (who are we kidding, we all know Rin is the only person who reads our blog), we present to you....

Bizarre Youtube Videos with Bree! In this section, your beloved (*ahem*) hostess will bring to your attention a terrifying delightful Youtube confection, and attempt to explain and/or understand it for/with you.

First up: THIS monstrosity of a puddle of crazy.

Everybody good and "what the fuck"ed out? Good. Let's get started.

Ok, first things first....WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO LOOK LIKE A UNICORN?! I mean, I love unicorns as much as the next freak, but I don't wander around thinking "how can I turn myself into a unicorn?!" at every moment of my day.

Second, is this girl Japanese? Cause I'm pretty sure she's faking it. I'm getting SERIOUS J-Pop America Funtime Now vibes off of this chick. (My apologies for the craptastic quality of the video in that link)

Nextnextnextnext, has anyone, in the history of people, ever met a person with that small of a face and that GINORMOUS of a set of eyeballs? And while we're on the subject of eyeballs, where does one buy My Little Pony contact lenses? Those seem like the sort of thing you'd have to go online to purchase, and I would imagine if you're able to purchase something online, enough people must be buying them for there to be a website devoted to selling them, WHICH MEANS.....there are more people out there trying to look like this.

Finally, does anyone else find this slightly racist? A little bit? A tad? And if so, do you find this more or less racist than someone wanting to dress up their friends half-asian 3 year old as a Wonton for Halloween?

Do not stop on tracks

Today, I left work early. Very early. Like more than half my shift early. So I went to my friend Lindy's house to hang out with her and her 2 year old son, Carter. Carter has this insane obsession with choo-choos. Don't you dare call them trains. Lindy wanted to get the house cleaned up a bit, so I entertained Carter. He got bored. "Youtube!", I thought.

A quick search brought up about a million and a half videos of this. What I want to know is....why? Why is someone, MULTIPLE SOMEONES, spending valuable time doing this???


Also, oddly enough, Carter was most animated about the 6 kazillion videos posted from Finland, in which the gates come down about 3 hours before the train actually comes through. Not because they were any more choo-tastically awesome than the other videos, but because it took so long for the trai...I mean choo-choos...to show up that he continually shouted "WHERE'S CHOO-CHOO? WHERE'S CHOO-CHOO?" in my face until they showed up.


(A side note, almost every video's commentary went like this...
Carter: where's choo-choo?

Me: hold on, it's coming, can you hear it?
Carter: WHERE'S CHOO-CHOO??
Me: right there, see the lights?
Carter: choo-choo! *engine goes past* bye bye choo-choo!......MORE! MORE! MORE!)


Yet again I say, who spends their time doing this???? And why do I feel like I know someone that would do something like this???

nightmares...

The Weeping Angels are seriously the scariest monsters in the Doctor Who and Torchwood series. After the first time I saw them on Doctor Who I had nightmares and now I will never look at a statue the same way. Creepy as hell. Don't blink.