HNY

Happy New Year bbs!

FYI

i fixed the little issue with the "year in review" youtube video

you're welcome

Beard-o of the week

In honor of Christmas I would like to give Jesus the esteemed title of Beard-o of the week.



Happy Birthday homeboy!

Como esta?

You know we love our gays and you know we love our Gabe so this still shot from the newest episode of cobra cam makes my heart swell like the Grinch's that one Christmas when he carved the roast beast.



I also thoroughly enjoy Vicky's face in this one. If you are interested (of course you are) their webshow is hilarious and you can find it at cobracam.tv.

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas from the girls here at PnM!

The year in review?

This is awesome and I looooove it.

even more cute...

and I thought the hamster dance was amazing.

here, have some cute

Birthday Shenans!

In honor of Lizzie's birthday today (you'll never be as old as me, betch), I'm taking you on a tour of our Shenanigans.

First up we have....Liz finding Jesus! In the IHOP parking lot, no less.



We tried to refrigerate a pie using ice in a cardboard box. Yeah. "Oops" would be appropriate.

We like to laugh. Hard.

We buy random tourist t-shirts in Walgreens when we're super tired.

Honestly, this is probably where we should have ended up on numerous occasions, we just don't get caught. We're that good.

We've been known to desecrate signs once or twice.


The scary bird is watching you while you shop for really old crap.



Once, we tried to kill a whole family of prairie dogs. I suppose it was my fault for pointing out the passenger window and shouting "LOOK!" just as we went around a giant curve in the road. My bad.

We tend to find the most ridiculous things in the most ridiculous places. WHY is there a giant sombrero with "MEXICO" embroidered on it poorly in an "old west saloon", you ask? We don't know either. Olé!

Believe it or not, she made it the whole 8 seconds.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIZZIE!

I miss you like a crack habit.

Ooooh memories!

Hey Lizzie.

'Member this???

I'm sad.

Remember him BEFORE he sparkled like a queer?



Yeah, me too.

Beard-o of the Week

This week's BotW comes to us from Australia!

I'll give you a moment to compose yourselves after that delightful and titillating news.

Lawrence Leung! Yay!

My head just exploded in pure joy.

This has got to be the best thing that has happened to me this year.

And I've been touched by Gabe Saporta.

Enjoy the epic hilariousness.




But I'm a human not a sandwich. Priceless.

maybe dreams can come true...

It is officially my life's dream to be a part of something as epic (and let's face it, QUEER) as this.



This video was brought to my attention by my good friends a BGLB, a wonderful website run by two wonderful gays.

There is no title befitting this post. None.

My "wtf" meter just flew off the charts. It is now lying in the corner, broken to bits.

I just found the most bizarre and hilarious thing relating to Twilight, and I am going to share.

Ooooh yes, I am going to share.

Let's see how far you can get before you can no longer read.

Also, just to point out....the person that wrote that needs to be shot. Not necessarily killed, just....shot.

Oh I know! I know! Pick me! Pick me!

This quiz is all sorts of LOLz.

Only a master could mix such normal questions with such "WWTTFF" questions.

That's right.

They're so messed up, they get DOUBLE "wtf".

New.....Moon?

You know all those freaks that come out right before a Twilight Saga movie is released? Those teenage girls that get into fisticuffs over which Team they are on? (FYIIIIII teams don't matter, you stupid twits, you know which team wins, and I hate you) They're the same little girls that scream bloody murder everytime Edward comes on screen and broods about something. Or that hate on Kristen Stewart for...well, just for being her (The only issue I really take with her is the obsessive lip biting. Stop it, honey. I bet she'd be a bit less glum if someone offered the poor girl a chapstick)

Yeah. This is totally not one of those freaks.

This person is on a whooooole other level.

But what if I reeeeally need to?

You got it, sign.

SotD

Song for the day...hmm...

We're gonna go with "Walk This Way" by Aerosmith

Why, you ask?

Because I'm Gabe Saporta, and I can do that.

Beard-o of the Yum

Eh, why not.

I Didn't Think They Could Top Scandinavapalooza...

If what I wanted for Christmas was to be severely creeped out by Radio Shack...excuse me...The Shack...then I guess I'm not going to be disappointed.

Uh huh, holy shit

It's about time you got off my dick



After a very very long rambling story about Samuel L. Jackson that I've now heard approximately 15 times, Cobra Starship played "Snakes on a Plane". They brought out the singer from Versaemerge (eeeeh...not so enjoyable, you are not Paramore, dearies) to do William Becketts part. She sucked. And then, ooooh and then, they resurrected their delightful "cover" of Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl" in place of Travie's rap. It was "delicious".

Your Daily Dose of WTF?

While Bree brings you your daily dose of yum I think I will share some serious WTF pictures. Let's start with this one...




Those poor cats!

Things That Liz Hates Volume 1

I would rather have a TALENTED comedian thrust his fist up my ass and use me as a puppet than to watch even a minute of Jeff Dunham's "comedy." Remember that kid in school that was obsessed with his puppet? He was in every talent show, talking through the side of his mouth. HE wasn't funny NOR did he have his own show. So WHY did comedy central give this loser a show? A)he is not funny B) his jokes are quite racist and C) puppets are fucking scary.


Just in case you didn't believe my story about the kid I knew in school. I have photographic evidence from my senior yearbook.

SotD

Today's SotD is basically anything that comes out of Patrick's mouth.

Anything.

At all.

Delicious acoustic song?
It counts.

Bizarre rambling story full of "ummm"s and "nonononono"s?
It counts.

Youtube is your friend.
Go take a looksy.

Beard-o of the Week

Oh, Gabe Saporta.



This totally counts.

An open letter to Taylor Swift

Dear Taylor,

While I find you completely sweet and adorable, I just can't bring myself to believe your whole "she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts" scenario when you are dancing around in a silvery glittery mini dress.

Sincerely,
Bree

Ummm...

I am perplexed.

YDDY

Your Daily Dose of Yum, ladies and...um...ladies.

One Mr. Patrick Vaughn Stump went back to his old high school and did...well, this.

If you enjoy it even half as much as I did (am...will), then that's just peachy.



Also, be sure to watch all the other videos from this in the "related" section. Trust me, there are PLENTY.

I've got a fever....

This could quite possibly be one of the funniest things that has ever happened on the SNL stage.

What's that you say, Christopher Walken?

This is fucking brilliant.

beardo of the week

I don't know exactly what was going through this man's head but he sure is stylin. Unsuprisingly he was arrested on a misdemeanor open container charge. Very classy.





source

Yo.

I apologize for my lack of updatedness.

I promise to make up for it as soon as I'm done emptying the snot/mucus/pus out of my head.

Pinky promise?

Pinky promise, betches.

wthitimf?

I know I haven't been very consistent with these but here is your weekly (or bi-weekly, or whenever liz feels like it-eekly) why the hell is that in my favorites. This one I know for a fact is in my favorites because it is fucking hilarious but you simply must check it out. It is called toothpaste for dinner and I have been watching these comics for years now so I hope you enjoy.



CLICK

JSYK

Bree is sick again. Please send presents.

Your Daily Dose of Yum

Today's Dose of Yum comes to you courtesy of Brendon's underwear.

Enjoy!

Your Daily Dose of Yum

You're welcome.

hyperventilation

There are unintelligible garbly noises coming out me right now.


If they are not currently coming out of you, please review the above photo, and again check for garbly noises. Repeat as necessary.

Beardo(s) of the week

These fabulous queens are reenacting a scene from Glee and their beards are magnificent. Enjoy!

endangered animal

someone, PLEASE, save that bear! :(

who knew?

apparently hanging out in a field for 4 hours when its 30 degrees outside (-1, for those of you who would feel the need to inform me of that fact later) makes you feel like shit


who knew?

AFPAFPAFPAFPAFP

Amanda Fucking Palmer will rip your god damned throat out.

Predator Alert!

Be on the lookout, ladies!


see more Engrish

SotD

I figured since I posted the acoustic version yesterday, I'd toss in the original version today. For whatever reason the acoustic is listed as "Fell In Love Without You", and the original as "Fell In Love With You". I didn't do it. That's just how it showed up. Anyway, it's here.

SotD

I am a lover of Motion City Soundtrack. Unfortunately, they have this habit of depressing me. SotD today is the acoustic version of Fell In Love Without You. It's amazing, and it breaks my heart every time. You can listen here, and I really recommend you do.

Last night I fell in love without you.
I waved goodbye to that heart of mine
Beating solo on your lawn

Every aching wound will cauterize and bruise
In memory of what we used to call in love
And only time will tell if violins will swell
In memory of what we used to call in love
We used to call it love

Last night I fell in love without you
The coup-de-grace that set me off
Would've made for decent fiction

Every aching wound will cauterize and bruise
In memory of what we used to call in love
And only time will tell if violins will swell
In memory of what we used to call in love
We used to call it...

Last night I fell in love without you
The stars at night aren't as big and bright
As you make them out to be

And every aching wound will cauterize and bruise
In memory of what we used to call in love
And only time will tell if violins will swell
In memory of what we used to call in love
In memory of when we used to call it love

ring the alarm!

It has come to the attention of some of us here at PnM (which obviously means one of us, as there are two, and since I'm posting this, it would be me) that the Gaydar in Finland is apparently on the fritz.

Let's bring them up to speed, shall we????

Neil Patrick Harris: GAY




Stewie Griffin: GAY






No need to thank us, Finland.

But we do accept money, sparkly things, and ponies.

the fun things bree and liz talk about

Brienne~i don't love you i'm just passing the time says:
were there ever any good ol days, where theyd round up all the sick fucks and just shoot them?
Liz~ i'm not sick but i'm not well says:
yeah, it was called Hitler's third reich
Brienne~i don't love you i'm just passing the time says:
well i dont wanna round up the jews
or the gypsies
just the swine flu infested
Liz~ i'm not sick but i'm not well says:
he killed the gays, the disabled, and the sick as well
Brienne~i don't love you i'm just passing the time says:
i know
im just excluding everyone but the sick
the rest im a-ok with
the gays id just round up and create an all gay circus
cuz really, how fun would THAT be?!
Liz~ i'm not sick but i'm not well says:
i would go to it
Brienne~i don't love you i'm just passing the time says:
damn skippy
id make you ringmaster

confession time

I used to actually like Aaron Carter. In 7th grade me and my friend decided that I would marry Nick Carter and she would marry Aaron Carter and we could be like totally sisters! What brought on this blast from the past? These boys:

oh me oh my

i dare you to get through this without laughing

if i ever go to japan, i am asking EVERY SINGLE japanese woman i come across to say "eat the wasabi"

FYI

watch this

then, rewatch lizzie's dating site post, and see if you can count the rapist glasses!

"life is a playground and I want someone to play with"

I thought I would share this lawl-worthy video with you all. I personally like the viking...

Dating Montage
by smithy00101

BEARD-O

This beardo is brought to you today in honor of my new job. Check out William Proctor (him and his buddy, Gamble, started Proctor & Gamble). I am def digging that weird beard.





So check out the 800 number on the back of any P&G product. Dialing that will connect you with me. Let the complaints begin!

SotD

I should really keep up on this better, ya know?

So the song for today is Bebe Buell, by Chester French. I even included a spicy little link in there, for you to steal it. Let's see how long it is before I'm arrested!

On second thought...

...go watch ALL their videos: 5awesomegays

This is your Bree. This is your Bree on drugs.

I apologize for anything I post tonight, as I have just ingested double the recommended dosage on a Tylenol Cold Severe Congestion box. I also have taken in what would probably add up to about 8,927% of the daily recommended dosage of Vitamin C. Oh, and some juice.

On THAT note...


ENJOY THIS!


p.s. i love this guy, i want him to be my gay husband

Bree went to get drugs and left me alone with the interwebz

Bree and I are a lot of things but first and foremost we are immature. This is probably why we still get a kick out of this picture.

I will successfully link if it is the last thing I do!

I feel bad that Bree is making about 90% of the posts on here but I am just not as funny as that crazy betch. If I plan on this blog gaining recognition and making me a fortune I have got to start making a contribution. So I have decided to add a new weekly (honestly, whenever I decide to post something) feature. It is called "Why the hell do I have that in my favorites?" or "wthdihtimf?" for short. Basically, I have taken a look at the long list of favorites that I use as a control center for the internet and have found some really hilarious ones (most, not suprisingly, having to do with Fall Out Boy). I figured I could share them with you. Some of these websites are great for checking every day to get a good laugh but this first one I cannot figure out how it got into this prestigious list of favorites. It is still good for a laugh however.

clickity click

Beard-o of the Week

This week's BotW is someone that we here at PnM wish desperately would grow a beard.

And not just any, every day, run-of-the-mill beard.

A gigantic, fantastical beard of epic proportions!!!

President Barack Obama!! Maybe what he needs to get people on the health care bandwagon (we here at PnM, or at least me, I will not speak for Liz on this point, believe that health insurance companies ruin the health care system, and if something's not working, should it not be fixed? I'll save the rest of my rant for another post), or to bring up this poor down-trodden economy, is just a face full of beard!!

Come on, B-man (yes, we're that close), what do you say????

you mean i just have to click?

in case you were wondering why you never have to copy and paste to get to the links liz posts, it is because i fix them for her after she posts her updates :)

im going to add "liz's link fixer" to my resume and see what happens

probably nothing

back to the drawing board with me

just call me "the baconator"

I know that everyone reading this blog (and there are a lot of you ;)) is wondering where Liz has been lately. Well, your homegirl got a job. I am currently employed in a meat packing plant. Yes, you heard right, meat packing. Now if you know me at all you are probably stunned, trust me, I am too, but I need the money and it is only temporary. The smell of bacon eventually comes off the skin after a good scrubbin' but the fact that one day I had to use a pitchfork to scoop up nasty little pieces of bacon into a machine just disgusts me. Only 13 more days until I start my real job. Hope I will survive.

If you, unlike me, are a fan of bacon I have a great link for you.
the bacon store, brought to you by one of my favorite little sites neatorama.com

loves it!!

What the fuck, monkey?!

No idea what the hell language this is in, but the monkey makes me giggle.

Enjoy!!

SotD

Music for the day...hmm....

let's go with anything from Folie à Deux

Beard-o of the Week

I'm back, betches.

This week's Beard-o?
Only the funniest bitch on TV.

this just in

im taking a little break from life inside my own head for a bit

i promise to bring the lawls as soon as i feel better, bbs

xo

So...he's dead...and he's frozen...

This is the most fantastical thing I have ever seen, and I cannot WAIT!!!! Liz and Bree are taking Colorado by storm!!!!

tourism isn't dead but this dude is

Hello all, Liz here from the sunny rocky mountains in Colorado. I just heard about this crazy little town here called "Nederland." Apparently in 1989 a man and his mother came here from Norway. They brought their dead grandfather/father's body with and continued to freeze it on dry ice until 1993 when the young man was deported. His mother then had to keep adding dry ice to her father's dead body in the shed in their backyard. She was evicted a few years later for not having electricity or running water. She told the authorities that she was worried that leaving the house would result in her father thawing out. Since then the man has been moved to a tuff shed with real cryogenics. You can still go and take tours of this shed and they even have a yearly festival called "Frozen Dead Guy Days" every March. They break through the ice and go swimming, they have parades and costume contests and a ball named "Grandpa's Blue Ball." I am trying to convince my family to check this town out because it sounds hilariously awesome and I want to see a frozen dead guy.
Anyone free in March?
Click here for more info on the events.

Poor Little Guy!

We here at PnM were saddened to learn of the arrest of our dearly beloved Patrick Vaughn Stump(h).

Out of respect for his awesomeness, we will not be posting his mugshot, because he's hatless, and posting a picture of him without a hat on his adorable little head would be rude. We may be many things...obnoxious...ridiculous...annoying...but rude? Rude we are not.

We will, however, defend him to the death if anyone says anything bad about him, as it seems that the situation was simply a misunderstanding of residency/license laws on his behalf.

That means you, Perez.

Be nice, cuz we love you, too!!

Also, Bree would like to point out that she is now certain that she and Patrick are meant for each other. He, with his driving without a license arrest. She, with her driving without a license ALMOST arrest. They're a match made in criminal Heaven!!

Bonjour!

Apparently someone from France visited PnM.

I squealed.

I need to get out more.

This....

is freaking BRILLIANT!!!

Things That Annoy Me

Ranch freaking Dressing.



Why is it in EVERYTHING?


Also, all of the people that freak the hell out when I tell them I don't like Ranch Dressing. They can't seem to wrap their minds around the fact that someone thinks their beloved buttermilky treat tastes like absolute crap.

SotD

Panic!!!!!!!!!at the Disco, New Perspective

their new song, amazingly lovely

oh, and just for fun...
Fall Out Boy, Grand Theft Autumn (Where Is Your Boy)

GO!

BotW

This week's BotW post is dedicated to the fact that Spencer Smith no longer looks like this:

wow...just....WOW

Oh heavens!

During last nights Blink 182 show, during the FOB set, the backdrop fell on Patrick about 10 seconds into their first song. He was stuck behind it for a few seconds, then it fell on him completely.

Hello!

Sorry for the delay. Life interfered with my lack of a life for a bit. There will be Beard-os and Annoyances and Songs and whatever else I can manage to cram into today coming soon. I promise. In the meantime, enjoy this:

Things That Annoy Me

I'm starting yet another new feature here at PnM.

THINGS THAT ANNOY ME!

Today's TTAM is a small thing, yet it drives me batshit cray to the zee:

I absolutely can't stand it when people spell "y'all" as "ya'll". It makes no sense, you bozos! It's a contraction between "ya", that lovely bastardized version of "you", and "all". Replacing the "a" from "all" with an apostrophe makes the pronounciation completely assbackwards. Try saying it. It comes out all "ya ell". It's quite obvious that it is the "a" from "ya" being replaced, THEREFORE! the apostrophe goes between the "y" and the "a".

So y'all knock it off, ya hear?!

i concur

see more Lolcats and funny pictures

Probably the best BotW to date!

I know that this is technically NOT a beard, but!

IT'S SO FREAKING AWESOME! He makes me want to have a Beard-o of the Year vote in December, cuz there's no way he wouldn't win.

Maybe I'll send him that extra gold pony I've got layin' around.

stupidpicturecuttingoffblogsitesaywhaaaat?

I would just like to send out a big "fuck you" to blogspot for consistently cutting off the adorable pictures of cats I find.

Every time, baby, ev.ery.time. Congrats.

Meow Mix

LOLCats: Always there to make you feel better about yourself


see more Lolcats and funny pictures

cheeky little squirrel

In honor of our 100th post Bree and I have decided to exchange our header for something a little more recent in pop culture. Here are the ones we had to chose between.




As awesome as our faces are in the prison one I think we made the right choice.

these are a few of my favorite things...

In honor of, well, absolutely nothing, I have decided to compile a list of my favorite moments that I have experienced with my best friend in the whole entire universe, Lizz. Also, I have decided* it's more fun to spell her name with two z's....you know...like jizz? Only Lizz. Got it? Good. Here we go.

In no particular order....
1. Driving all the way from Minneapolis to the Biz, the entire time making band plans that are completely ridiculous, and therefore AWESOME
2. The entire 36 hours we spent in Chicago, from finally getting to sleep, to climbing on gorillas at 1 am, to beating up Ronald McDonald

3. Believers Never Die, Deux they? No, they certainly don't. Creepy looks from Pete, me strangling Patrick, security guy getting hit in the face with a bra right after he finishes singing "Poker Face"...such good times!

4. Bathroom Salon time

5. I know getting home sucked, but Walmart in Godonlyknowswhere, Minnesota was a good time...up to a certain point. I believe we broke some Vitamin Water?

6. The time I completely fangirled out at YWT when I saw Patrick, and you tried to not act embarrassed to be the person who was there with me

7. Hey Pete, we brought you a sequined jacket! Now put it on.

8. We went to Applebee's on the first last night in Minne, had one drink, and managed to get way too silly. I remember heading to another floor (because hotels in Minne are set up stupidly, apparently) to get ice to keep the ice cream cold (because that worked so well with the pie. see #13), and we were in our pajamas with effed up hair, and this couple got off the elevator, and they were all dressed up, and they gave us scathing looks, cuz we're hooligans.

9. Also, the leaky toilet, and the black-and-curly on the bedspread we made Jesse sleep with.

10. This is a big one, because I will never be able to thank you enough...the Boner Party show. You got me 5 feet from Patrick, signing at the top of his Stumpy little lungs, gyrating like a porn star with a guitar. And I got to be there with someone who freaks out just as much over every little grunty groany noise that makes. Thank you.

11. The dude from the Chicago hotel that kept trying to give me directions to give to you over the phone at 3:30 in the morning? I think he saved both our lives. You'd still be driving, and I'd still be bumming in the lobby.

12. You finding Ryro picking his nose. Priceless.

13. Our makeshit (yes, that is spelled correctly, because that's what it accomplished) refrigerator, the pie box filled with ice. And the ensuing flood.

14. Sasqwatch, and the bathtub people. BOB!

I'll throw some more out there some day when I'm feeling extra crazy. Or on another day I lose a ton of blood out of one finger.

*in all actuality, I simply put an extra z by accident, and didn't feel like going back and fixing it.

Unfortunate Incidences of Camel Toe

It is deeply disturbing to me when bad camel toe happens to good people. I know this girl. She is good people. I also see her camel toe, and it is bad.