Wednesday, April 29, 2009

the most terrifying thing I have found on the internet

I know what you are thinking..."but Liz, the internet has been around for a long time, surely you have seen naked pictures of Gary Busey or something equally terrify before?" My answer to you is "oh god my eyes!" and "seriously though, this one takes the cake" Apparently this is a legit product and commercial. Prepare to lose your soul.



See how the children are all drawn to its demonic, cackling laughter? Now please, don't come after me when your head starts spinning and you projectile vomit pea soup, I clearly warned you.

Monday, April 27, 2009

oink! barf! die!

stay away from these little fuckers!


"this one time i beat up a guy..."

Bree and I would like to wish a very Happy Birthday to our favorite man-child, Patrick Vaughn Stump(h)! In honor this occasion, here is some eye candy:








Ooops, was I maybe showing off with that first one? Yeah, most likely.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

brother from another mother

is it just me or does the cupcake dog look just like the scared deer? they must be related...
















Wednesday, April 22, 2009

i scream as loud as anyone, but when asked to make a point, i tend to whisper

im quite late on this, but...


miss california? open giant mouth, insert bulemic foot


i <3 intolerance


what is wrong with people that they would get so worked up about this? i just dont understand it...why is it so horrible that people (yes, they are just people, they are not "disgusting", they will not "turn you gay", and you wont get some crazed infectious disease if you touch them) want to be treated the same way anyone else living anywhere in the world wants to be treated? ok, so you dont want the term "marriage" used, no big, i really dont think the gay and lesbian community is looking to intrude on your vocabulary...but wouldnt you be pissed if the person you loved, and were committed to, were sick and couldnt get the help they needed because the benefits you get dont cover them?


just sayin


so knock it the fuck off


please

Friday, April 17, 2009

jizzed in my pants

The new trailor for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi1061421849/

You don't want to know how many times i have watched it.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Think of something from your childhood. Something you remember clearly, something you can see, feel, maybe even smell, as if you were really there.

After all, you really were there at the time, weren’t you? How else would you remember it? But here is the bombshell: you weren’t there. Not a single atom that is in your body today was there when that event took place. Matter flows from place to place and momentarily comes together to be you. Whatever you are, therefore, you are not the stuff of which you are made. If that doesn’t make the hair on the back of your neck stand up, read it again until it does, because it is important.

— Steve Grand, computer scientist and author of Creation: Life and How to Make It