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and now for the cutest webpage in my favorites

If you are like me you spend hours on youtube trying to find cute or funny cat videos to cheer you up when the mouth breathers at work are getting on your nerves. Here is the easiest way to ensure you find a cute cat video. KittehRoulette. Just like Chat Roulette you can watch as much of the video as you want and then click "next kitteh" for another random video. This one is my favorite so far.




KITTEH ROULETTE!

Jesus is crying. Seriously.

This is terrific. Chris Klein auditioned for "Mamma Mia!". Seriously. And no matter how bad you THINK it's gotten, don't decide it's too much and turn it off. Watch the whole thing. He sings it again. And fucks it up. The forgetting of words, the voice cracking. It's priceless.

Are they out of their freaking MINDS?!

Apparently, APPAR-ENT-LY, the folks over at the Secretary of State's office (the DMV to those of you who don't live in Michigan) believe that I'm a good choice for jury duty. JURY DUTY! Have they completely lost it?!

I cannot wait for the whole jury selection process. I'm (most likely foolishly) hoping they ask a question along the lines of "are you a rational, stable person?", because then I can shout "NOPE, SURE AM NOT!" and skip my merry way to the door. Somehow, I doubt this will happen, though. I'm just not that lucky.

Obviously, the people working at the SOS are quite stupid. I'll be sure to keep you updated on just HOW stupid they prove to be, as soon as it is made known to me.

BotW!

It has come to my attention that we haven't had a Beard-o of the Week in quite some...weeks.

So!

Without further ado, I bring you, the Beard-o of the Gahebajbdbhah (which is, in fact, the sound that exits my mouth every time I see Ian Somerhalder).

LOVE IT!

Zoe Boekbinder is amazingggggggg

Not even this can make me like this song.

This is for you, Lizzie.