Tuesday, June 23, 2009

~ Beard-o of the week ~

Hello all! Liz here. Bree and I have been majorly slacking on this site lately. Bree is moving and I am having a mental breakdown. Yadda yadda. Anyway, my choice for beard-o of the week is Albus Dumbledore. This is one hot bitch! He is not only the most powerful wizard but he is absolutely faboosh. I had a dream once that he was my dad and it was awesome. (22 days until the new Harry Potter movie, I already asked for the night off work. I bet I cry when Dumbledore dies!)



He also happens to be the only gay man that I know of that would have so much facial hair but it works for him.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Beard-o of the Week

I had the pleasure of sitting in front of this Beard-o last weekend at Dixie Motor Speedway in Birch Run, Michigan. Not only is his beard both awkward and amazing, and his t-shirt absolutely ridiculous, he was awesomely drunk, and when he spoke, all of his "R"s were "L"s and vice versa. I hope you enjoy him as much as I did.


(thanks to Amanda Adas' camera, and Landon's girlfriend for being so savvy at faking a picture of Amanda and myself)

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

yay!

its song of the day time!

why? you ask

because i said so, thats why!!

but before i impart my musical must have on you, id like to make it known that while it is called "Song of the Day", i dont actually post one every day, so stop telling me that im doing it wrong. im fully aware that its really more "song of the every few days", but you can just pretend that theres "every few" in between "the" and "day"...well, and add an "s" to "day"...WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS SO COMPLICATED!

aaaaaaaanywho!

todays song is.....

"mandy goes to med school" by the dresden dolls

why? cuz if you show up and i am unavailable, my partner lizzie would LOVE to take care of you...

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Beard-o of the Week

This weeks BotW is someone that is barely recognizable these days. I remember when he was hot. Now, unfortunately, he looks like THIS:


That's Joaquin Phoenix, who is, from what I can tell, currently in his "wtf" stage of life. From the whackadoodle hair, to the crazy eyes, to (of course) the bushy nutsy beard, Joaquin has certainly earned himself a place in the BotW Hall of Fame.

break it down

taking a brief (aka until i stop sweating like craziness) timeout from painting to share my song of the day with you freaks

any song involving unnecessary background noises and bad raps is awesome in my book, so todays song of the day is:

"last night a dj saved my life" by indeep

ya dig?

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

bigger fan than Tina Chen

All the single ladies couldn't be more fierce than Joe Jonas in heals doing his best Beyowulf impression. He is really channeling his inner Chris Crocker on this one. If I ever say anything bad about the Jonas brothers, remind me of this video.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Two Stump(h) posts in one night? YESSSS!

So, in my overslept-today-induced-insomnia I am perusing the dark corner of the internet and just found the most FIERCE pic of Patrick at http://hairroin.blogspot.com/2009/05/addict-of-moment-patrick-stump.html

At first I didn't notice that they spelled "herion" differently and I was like "WHA? trick doesn't do herion?!" and then I realized that it was a salon and that only Patrick could show off his haircut while wearing a hat. I wonder if he even takes it off for the cut? They most likely just cut around it. I would really love to see him in one of those fetching designs in the background though.

Anyway, best pic ever, great angles Patrick.



Congratulations, you are still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model!

p.s. if you click on the pics on the site they are totally full sized images. DELISH!

"it's like watching your dad bone..."

So, the time has come, they have posted the meet and greet photos. I have finally cut off the m&g wristband tonight because it was fraying so much. I have to say that the picture isn't half bad but Patrick's obnox Elvis Costello glasses caught a good glare. His smile is hilarious as is Bree's. She looks like she just won an award in the form of the sexiest voice alive. I look completely content but I had NO IDEA that Andy was standing next to me. I kind of feel bad...but mostly I don't. Okay, yes, I do feel bad, wouldn't it suck to be the ugly one in the band? Oh well, he has fans somewhere. They probably won't appreciate the cold shoulder I am giving him.



also, click here for all of the concert pics.