Sunday, August 9, 2009

Beard-o of the Week

I can't believe it took us this long to post this particular Beard-o, as he is their creepy fucking KING, but here he is....



King of the Heebie-Jeebies, Andy Hurley. Don't get too close. I'm pretty sure he bites.

brb, going to Russia



where can I get a bike like that?



wish my dad was into the circus...

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, fatso

These girls are fantastic. This song has been stuck in my head for days. It's quite catchy.

Check out more of their videos here, or you can just search youtube for Garfunkel and Oates.

Friday, August 7, 2009

New Feature!

There's a new little bucket o' fun in our sidebar, and we here at PnM are happy to tell you about it! Introducing.....

"thatswhatshesaid"!

Liz and myself have had some fantastic adventures around the midwest, and there were so many little inside jokes and random phrases with such complicated back stories that we couldn't really put them in posts, so!

Now there's a place for us to share random, meaningless little phrases with you! Some of them uttered by either Liz or myself, some of them spouted from the mouths of the boys from Panic!, Fall Out Boy, and others. Want to know for sure? Just ask!

Someone Give Me Some Money For This...

I have had a genius idea. Someone front the money, and I'm all over starting this entire enterprise....

Smack-A-Grams!!

Is your boss pissing you off? Your mom so far up your ass about getting a job that your eyes are crossed?! Your girlfriend cockblocking you at every turn?!?!

With Smack-A-Grams, you could simply call their easy 800 number (hopefully, 1-800-SMACK-A-BITCH), and they would send someone to the offenders home. When your boss/mother/cockblocker answers the door, BAM! they get smacked in the face!

You could even choose the method of the smack! Open handed? You got it! White leather glove? Not a problem! Big black penis? IT CAN BE DONE!


I'll be waiting patiently at my mailbox for your check, yo.

pony update!

This is what happens when you leave Bree, a My Little Pony and a gold leafing pen alone in a room for more than 10 minutes.


A friend of mine was up for some ridiculously geeky award, the statue for which is ADORABLE. I decided I wanted one. And obviously I deserve one, because it took me about half an hour to realize I had the supplies to MAKE ONE!

Also, if you read the nomination page, he got disqualified. Oops. Guess he'll have to make his own, too.