Pump and Munch: i love twitter. it makes me feel like i have friends.

best twitter ever

thatswhatshesaid

They need a hostess!
Cuz everyone knows, he goes IN that haunted castle with us, he comes OUT hogtied in our trunk
Peanut butter is irresistible to the skunk
Yes but you don't wander around the bathroom looking for the perfect spot to poop, now, do you?
I mean, who just walks around with underwear on them?
Even if i was gay i think i'd prefer a woman
Mine are like kevin from fucking backstreet boys right now
Take off your sad pants, and strap on your fun guns!
For reals, where the fuck is my flair!
It's bell shenanigans, or bellnanigans, if you will.
God, I HOPE so!
You just put your hole through it.
Is it a venetian rug?
You know how many Stumps there are in ND with red hair? A SHIT TON!
Jazz hands!

Tuesday, April 7, 2009