Things That Liz Hates Volume 1

I would rather have a TALENTED comedian thrust his fist up my ass and use me as a puppet than to watch even a minute of Jeff Dunham's "comedy." Remember that kid in school that was obsessed with his puppet? He was in every talent show, talking through the side of his mouth. HE wasn't funny NOR did he have his own show. So WHY did comedy central give this loser a show? A)he is not funny B) his jokes are quite racist and C) puppets are fucking scary.


Just in case you didn't believe my story about the kid I knew in school. I have photographic evidence from my senior yearbook.