In honor of, well, absolutely nothing, I have decided to compile a list of my favorite moments that I have experienced with my best friend in the whole entire universe, Lizz. Also, I have decided* it's more fun to spell her name with two z's....you know...like jizz? Only Lizz. Got it? Good. Here we go.
In no particular order....
1. Driving all the way from Minneapolis to the Biz, the entire time making band plans that are completely ridiculous, and therefore AWESOME
2. The entire 36 hours we spent in Chicago, from finally getting to sleep, to climbing on gorillas at 1 am, to beating up Ronald McDonald
3. Believers Never Die, Deux they? No, they certainly don't. Creepy looks from Pete, me strangling Patrick, security guy getting hit in the face with a bra right after he finishes singing "Poker Face"...such good times!
4. Bathroom Salon time
5. I know getting home sucked, but Walmart in Godonlyknowswhere, Minnesota was a good time...up to a certain point. I believe we broke some Vitamin Water?
6. The time I completely fangirled out at YWT when I saw Patrick, and you tried to not act embarrassed to be the person who was there with me
7. Hey Pete, we brought you a sequined jacket! Now put it on.
8. We went to Applebee's on the first last night in Minne, had one drink, and managed to get way too silly. I remember heading to another floor (because hotels in Minne are set up stupidly, apparently) to get ice to keep the ice cream cold (because that worked so well with the pie. see #13), and we were in our pajamas with effed up hair, and this couple got off the elevator, and they were all dressed up, and they gave us scathing looks, cuz we're hooligans.
9. Also, the leaky toilet, and the black-and-curly on the bedspread we made Jesse sleep with.
10. This is a big one, because I will never be able to thank you enough...the Boner Party show. You got me 5 feet from Patrick, signing at the top of his Stumpy little lungs, gyrating like a porn star with a guitar. And I got to be there with someone who freaks out just as much over every little grunty groany noise that makes. Thank you.
11. The dude from the Chicago hotel that kept trying to give me directions to give to you over the phone at 3:30 in the morning? I think he saved both our lives. You'd still be driving, and I'd still be bumming in the lobby.
12. You finding Ryro picking his nose. Priceless.
13. Our makeshit (yes, that is spelled correctly, because that's what it accomplished) refrigerator, the pie box filled with ice. And the ensuing flood.
14. Sasqwatch, and the bathtub people. BOB!
I'll throw some more out there some day when I'm feeling extra crazy. Or on another day I lose a ton of blood out of one finger.
*in all actuality, I simply put an extra z by accident, and didn't feel like going back and fixing it.
