You know what I really hate? Neapolitan ice cream. It acts so original but it totally just stole those flavors. Fucking neapolitan acting like it is the holy trinity of ice cream. My mom always buys it and I deal with it because sometimes you just gotta have some ice cream but it is so stupid. It acts like it is three flavors but if you don't separate those flavors in your bowl then it just tastes like chocolate. News flash! if I wanted chocolate ice cream I would have bought it. Stop acting so damn democratic neapolitan ice cream. I used to think it was pronouced "Napoleon." WTF? The 19th century ruler rumored to be the first antichrist? Pretty damn accurate when describing this unoriginal piece of shit ice cream.
Yeah, I just paused to take a bite of my ice cream but I still fucking hate it.
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