Just an update...

Liz and Bree got tattoos.


Neither of them cried like a bitch.


That is all.

someone call the nobel prize committee

so there was this crazy seal at the zoo today....were walking through this giant underwater tunnel of doom, where the seals can swim over you, and i see this seal just chilling underwater, not moving, just sitting there, and im like, well whatever could he possibly be doing????

the fucker was getting a facial! he was sitting in the water, facing the water filter that blows water into the tank...its hard to see in the video, but his face and neck were all ripply from the force of the water...hed sit there for a little bit, then pop up for air (he does that about halfway through the video), then come back down and sit in front of the filter again

this seals a fucking genius!