Saturday, May 16, 2009

NEW WEEKLY FEATURE!

So whilst driving about the beautiful city of Minneapolis today, Miss Liz and I came up with something new with which to amuse ourselves, and hopefully you as well. It all goes back to a conversation we were having just last night, as we were trying to fall asleep (to the gentle and soulful sounds of the man in the next room snoring his ASS off). We were discussing boys in bands that we like, and their super creepy beards. We talked about many things, including how ridiculous some non-bearded band members would look, should they mysteriously grow a beard. Naturally, as we were driving around today, the subject came up again, and we began to refer to these boys as "beard-os" (think weirdos, with a "b"). Then we thought, what if there were a way to bring these Beard-os to the general public! Well get ready, general public, because from this day forward, the girls here at PnM are excited to bring to you the......


****BEARD-O OF THE WEEK****





This weeks Beard-o is none other than Mr. Joe Trohman from Fall Out Boy. I believe it is clear why he was chosen to be our very first Beard-o, as both Liz and myself are predominantly obsessed with FOB and basically everything they do, including beard growing. With the exception of one of them. We'll leave it up to you to determine which one THAT would be...

Stay tuned each week for a new BOTW!

Friday, May 15, 2009

shenans everywhere!

minne doesn't know what's hit it

liz and i just spent 45 minutes in a restaurant, laughing so hard we couldn't breathe

tiny chinese child with a big curly moustache drawn on with what i can only assume was a sharpie

some random meeting in the back of the restaurant during which everyone randomly clapped and hollered and whistled incredibly loud without explanation

life is good

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Bree Presents...

Her Favorite Infomericals!



First up, My Lil' Reminder. The woman who can't find her car? Priceless. The woman who can't find her car but uses My Lil' Reminder and realizes where she parked? FUCKING HILAR!!!








Next, it's Loud N' Clear! The perfect way to eavesdrop on EVERYONE YOU FUCKING KNOW! *Disclaimer* Loud N Clear will NOT make you an invincible bingo player.








Up next, the Snuggie. I have several problems with this "product". First, I've never had a blanket "slip and slide", and I've also never been "trapped inside" of one. Second, fleece is luxurious? SINCE WHEN!? Cold feet? That's what socks are for. And if I ever saw a family at a sporting event, and all of them were wearing Snuggies? I would mow them down with a gat. Yes. Yes, I just went ghetto on their Snuggie wearing asses.







And finally, this guy is my hero....

fucking dumbass, come on down!

i almost kinda feel bad for this lady...then again...she's mildly retarded, as far as i can tell

Saturday, May 9, 2009

40404

i believe i am being driven crazy by twitter...i find myself unable to NOT pay attention to every little tweet that comes my way...do i really care if two people from a band are sitting together in a hotel lobby laughing about farts? no i do not, but damnit, i will read about it until my eyeballs practically explode

i dont even know what trending topics ARE, but if pete wentz says "jump!", i apparently respond "yes sir, how high?"

Friday, May 8, 2009

Giddy Up!

I don't know if you have heard but it is one week until me and Bree are reunited. The results could be disastrous to you and your city, Minneapolis, but nothing quite as frightening as this:

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

how many weeks???

one week!
one week!
one week!
one week!
one week!
one week!
one week!
one week!
one week!
one week!
one week!
one week!
one week!
one week!
one week!
one week!
one week!
one week!
one week!
one week!
one week!



sorry