does this commercial scream SUPER GAY to anyone else?

for your consideration

A List of Random Things That Amuse Me


~my cousin doing his "mentally challenged" impersonation (it's wrong, but it's so damned funny)
~the conan o'brian bud light commercial (vroom vroom, pah-ty stah-ter)
~adam t. siska
~isabella, pretty much just everything she does is ridiculous
~anything liz and i do together (even a trip to ihop can be pretty effing hilarious)
~lou, the little chihuahua on "the soup" on e!
~patrick dancing in those super tight pants
~also...the little noises he makes in the background of other bands' songs
~random people with horrendous hair that i see on the street (it's a force of habit to notice them)
~chocolate cake (not amusing, but it's freaking good)
~"relish" (some day i'll post it here, for your amusement)
~lolcats
~andy samberg
~little dogs in clothing (it's dumb, but it makes me giggle, so shut up)
~monkeys
~reruns of americas next top model
~late night infomercials

welcome back into my head

im back


i think


i've been in severe internet avoidance mode for a few weeks now, but i think i'm over it


i think


it's been kind of good for me, i suppose...i've gotten a lot of things done (that's a lie, flat-out, don't believe a word this bitch says)


in between working and falling apart over things i cannot control (read: cancer is a fucked up and rude piece of crap), i have done nothing...well, i have spent countless hours berating people in my head, which is actually quite a bit of fun, if you haven't tried it yet, i highly suggest it as a time consuming activity! and while i did manage to watch, from start to finish, the entire 7 season dvd set of buffy the vampire slayer in about a week and a half, i believe that falls under the category of "nothing"...feel free to correct me if i am incorrect (but i don't recommend it, because i'll probably hunt you down and fucking murder you, and not even in your sleep, like a good person would)


but on to bigger and better (not necessarily) things....


spread out over friday and saturday nights, and 20 minutes of saturday morning, i watched "twilight"...i have again come to the conclusion that this movie SUCKS...rpatz is, in every sense of the word, fucking HOT...

H-O-W-E-V-E-R

bitch can't act

i'm sorry, i apologize to all you fucking 13 year old girls (read: retards) out there that are now plotting my iminent death, but seriously...no...no no and no some more

also, much thanks to liz for pointing out the sparkle noise


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p.s. lizzie, i fixed your links xo

special appearance by Jesse (Mr. Bedazzle) Balzer

this is what happens when you are stuck in your home (or in Jesse's case, dorm room) while an national emergency goes on outside. Random movie references and general boredom. Copied and pasted from our current MSN conversation.

Pinup on the Parking Meter says:
i want to teach dinosaurs how to open doors

Liz~ i love the mayhem says:
good luck with that

Liz~ i love the mayhem says:
while we are on the subject of impossible dreams...i want my own patrick stump, i wouldn't even need an ipod anymore! i would just make him sing all the time

Pinup on the Parking Meter says:
fair enough

Pinup on the Parking Meter says:
he can sing to you and ill sit there and have dinosaurs open all the doors in the house

Liz~ i love the mayhem says:
ok, dont let them eat me or my patrick please

Pinup on the Parking Meter says:
ok

Pinup on the Parking Meter says:
hopefully they don't turn on me either

Pinup on the Parking Meter says:
ill probably be in the bathroom and they'll open the door without knocking

Liz~ i love the mayhem says:
those bastards

Liz~ i love the mayhem says:
going to need to buy locks

Pinup on the Parking Meter says:
i just don't want to be eaten when im on the toilet

Liz~ i love the mayhem says:
that did make for a great scene in the movie though

Pinup on the Parking Meter says:
of course

Pinup on the Parking Meter says:
the guy deserved it. all lawyers do

Hello, my head is coming out of a giant vagina

Wal-mart scares me more and more each day. Yesterday I was standing by my locker and some guy walked by me and I swear to you he sniffed me. I swear it! The break room is a large room resembling a circus with super geeks talking about computer games, fat, mullet sporting women talking to themselves and a black kid in the back dancing to the music on his headphones. Last night I even got locked INSIDE the fucking store. Yes, I realize that we close on Saturday nights because we are a conservative (blatantly christian) state that doesn't allow stores to open on Sundays but you do not need to keep me inside my own personal hell. Oh well, I get paid well and I have to say that I enjoy it to some extent. I was always interested in psychology and sociology and this allows me to observe an abundance of species.

Anyway, if you are online and find yourself to be bored do not fear for I have some fun links for you.

first off: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion I have no idea who this guy is but he is hilarious and extremely observant. The thing about the crocs is so very true. If any of you own said product please do me a favor and castrate yourself now.

secondly: http://www.youshouldhaveseenthis.com Do me a favor and check all of these things out so next time we are having a conversation you can actually understand my whitty little nuances.

lastly: twitter http://twitter.com/missxanthrope If you don't already have one then you must to be stuck in 2008. Join our mindless chatter. We are all just looking for friends so we can update them on whenever we eat some 'rad pizza' or to just yell random words such as "garage" p.s. follow me, I am entertaining

EDIT: why won't links work right on this bastard? fuck me sideways. looks like you will have to copy and paste until Bree gets on here and fixes it because I am compu-tarded.

"Liz" is a synonym for "shitty"

...I always had one foot out the door, and that prevented me from doing a lot of things, like thinking about my future and... I guess it made more sense to commit to nothing, keep my options open. And that's suicide. By tiny, tiny increments.
-Rob in "High Fidelity"

is that so wrong?

wow



big breaks from the interwebz for miss bree




it makes my soul hurt