im taking a little break from life inside my own head for a bit
i promise to bring the lawls as soon as i feel better, bbs
xo
Monday, August 31, 2009
Friday, August 28, 2009
So...he's dead...and he's frozen...
This is the most fantastical thing I have ever seen, and I cannot WAIT!!!! Liz and Bree are taking Colorado by storm!!!!
tourism isn't dead but this dude is
Hello all, Liz here from the sunny rocky mountains in Colorado. I just heard about this crazy little town here called "Nederland." Apparently in 1989 a man and his mother came here from Norway. They brought their dead grandfather/father's body with and continued to freeze it on dry ice until 1993 when the young man was deported. His mother then had to keep adding dry ice to her father's dead body in the shed in their backyard. She was evicted a few years later for not having electricity or running water. She told the authorities that she was worried that leaving the house would result in her father thawing out. Since then the man has been moved to a tuff shed with real cryogenics. You can still go and take tours of this shed and they even have a yearly festival called "Frozen Dead Guy Days" every March. They break through the ice and go swimming, they have parades and costume contests and a ball named "Grandpa's Blue Ball." I am trying to convince my family to check this town out because it sounds hilariously awesome and I want to see a frozen dead guy.
Anyone free in March?
Click here for more info on the events.
Anyone free in March?
Click here for more info on the events.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Poor Little Guy!
We here at PnM were saddened to learn of the arrest of our dearly beloved Patrick Vaughn Stump(h).
Out of respect for his awesomeness, we will not be posting his mugshot, because he's hatless, and posting a picture of him without a hat on his adorable little head would be rude. We may be many things...obnoxious...ridiculous...annoying...but rude? Rude we are not.
We will, however, defend him to the death if anyone says anything bad about him, as it seems that the situation was simply a misunderstanding of residency/license laws on his behalf.
That means you, Perez.
Be nice, cuz we love you, too!!
Also, Bree would like to point out that she is now certain that she and Patrick are meant for each other. He, with his driving without a license arrest. She, with her driving without a license ALMOST arrest. They're a match made in criminal Heaven!!
Out of respect for his awesomeness, we will not be posting his mugshot, because he's hatless, and posting a picture of him without a hat on his adorable little head would be rude. We may be many things...obnoxious...ridiculous...annoying...but rude? Rude we are not.
We will, however, defend him to the death if anyone says anything bad about him, as it seems that the situation was simply a misunderstanding of residency/license laws on his behalf.
That means you, Perez.
Be nice, cuz we love you, too!!
Also, Bree would like to point out that she is now certain that she and Patrick are meant for each other. He, with his driving without a license arrest. She, with her driving without a license ALMOST arrest. They're a match made in criminal Heaven!!
Monday, August 24, 2009
Things That Annoy Me
Ranch freaking Dressing.
Why is it in EVERYTHING?
Also, all of the people that freak the hell out when I tell them I don't like Ranch Dressing. They can't seem to wrap their minds around the fact that someone thinks their beloved buttermilky treat tastes like absolute crap.
Why is it in EVERYTHING?
Also, all of the people that freak the hell out when I tell them I don't like Ranch Dressing. They can't seem to wrap their minds around the fact that someone thinks their beloved buttermilky treat tastes like absolute crap.
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