D-bag of the Whenever

Alert! Alert! Alert! Quick, someone make that breaking news "de de de de de" sound!

Guess what's back! It's the D-bag of the Whenever feature!!!! (and the peasants rejoice)

Soooooo, are you wondering who are D-bag of the We-got-the-site-back-up-and-running is? Are you?????

It is none other than......

Kristen Stewart!

Anyone who would cheat on that dear little bunny is a D-bag. Actually, I'm gonna go ahead and name her the D-bag of the Decade. At least until someone worse comes along.

So you cling to that title, sweetheart! Enjoy it! Embrace it!

God knows, you deserve it.

Trollop.

Tart.

Floooooooozy.

Ok, I'm done now.