D-bag of the Whenever

Alert! Alert! Alert! Quick, someone make that breaking news "de de de de de" sound!

Guess what's back! It's the D-bag of the Whenever feature!!!! (and the peasants rejoice)

Soooooo, are you wondering who are D-bag of the We-got-the-site-back-up-and-running is? Are you?????

It is none other than......

Kristen Stewart!

Anyone who would cheat on that dear little bunny is a D-bag. Actually, I'm gonna go ahead and name her the D-bag of the Decade. At least until someone worse comes along.

So you cling to that title, sweetheart! Enjoy it! Embrace it!

God knows, you deserve it.

Trollop.

Tart.

Floooooooozy.

Ok, I'm done now.

WHY is this ok????

Unless you've been living under a ROCK for the past month, you know who that is. If you've been living under a rock for the past month, that is Honey Boo Boo. IDKWTF her real name is. Maybe she doesn't have one, I don't know. All I DO know is that this child terrifies me to my very core. Mostly because THAT child, is also THIS child:

I'll give you a moment to collect yourselves.

The whole Toddler Beauty Pageant craze freaks me out. But none of the contestants more-so than this....pretty little.....girl....I can't. I just can't. Stop doing this to your child. Actually, Honey Boo Boo's "Parents", just stop in general.