Ketchup and Cashews

I wish this woman was my neighbor.

Seriously.

I'm not kidding.

There is no title befitting this post. None.

My "wtf" meter just flew off the charts. It is now lying in the corner, broken to bits.

I just found the most bizarre and hilarious thing relating to Twilight, and I am going to share.

Ooooh yes, I am going to share.

Let's see how far you can get before you can no longer read.

Also, just to point out....the person that wrote that needs to be shot. Not necessarily killed, just....shot.

who knew?

apparently hanging out in a field for 4 hours when its 30 degrees outside (-1, for those of you who would feel the need to inform me of that fact later) makes you feel like shit


who knew?

This is your Bree. This is your Bree on drugs.

I apologize for anything I post tonight, as I have just ingested double the recommended dosage on a Tylenol Cold Severe Congestion box. I also have taken in what would probably add up to about 8,927% of the daily recommended dosage of Vitamin C. Oh, and some juice.

On THAT note...


ENJOY THIS!


p.s. i love this guy, i want him to be my gay husband

loves it!!

you dumdum!

so im sure you all remember me telling you to not get the swine flu

apparently people within my circle DO NOT FUCKING LISTEN

yes

someone has the swine flu

no

it is neither myself nor liz