Birthday Shenans!

In honor of Lizzie's birthday today (you'll never be as old as me, betch), I'm taking you on a tour of our Shenanigans.

First up we have....Liz finding Jesus! In the IHOP parking lot, no less.



We tried to refrigerate a pie using ice in a cardboard box. Yeah. "Oops" would be appropriate.

We like to laugh. Hard.

We buy random tourist t-shirts in Walgreens when we're super tired.

Honestly, this is probably where we should have ended up on numerous occasions, we just don't get caught. We're that good.

We've been known to desecrate signs once or twice.


The scary bird is watching you while you shop for really old crap.



Once, we tried to kill a whole family of prairie dogs. I suppose it was my fault for pointing out the passenger window and shouting "LOOK!" just as we went around a giant curve in the road. My bad.

We tend to find the most ridiculous things in the most ridiculous places. WHY is there a giant sombrero with "MEXICO" embroidered on it poorly in an "old west saloon", you ask? We don't know either. Olé!

Believe it or not, she made it the whole 8 seconds.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIZZIE!

I miss you like a crack habit.

Ooooh memories!

Hey Lizzie.

'Member this???

I'm sad.

Remember him BEFORE he sparkled like a queer?



Yeah, me too.

Beard-o of the Week

This week's BotW comes to us from Australia!

I'll give you a moment to compose yourselves after that delightful and titillating news.

Lawrence Leung! Yay!

My head just exploded in pure joy.

This has got to be the best thing that has happened to me this year.

And I've been touched by Gabe Saporta.

Enjoy the epic hilariousness.




But I'm a human not a sandwich. Priceless.

maybe dreams can come true...

It is officially my life's dream to be a part of something as epic (and let's face it, QUEER) as this.



This video was brought to my attention by my good friends a BGLB, a wonderful website run by two wonderful gays.

There is no title befitting this post. None.

My "wtf" meter just flew off the charts. It is now lying in the corner, broken to bits.

I just found the most bizarre and hilarious thing relating to Twilight, and I am going to share.

Ooooh yes, I am going to share.

Let's see how far you can get before you can no longer read.

Also, just to point out....the person that wrote that needs to be shot. Not necessarily killed, just....shot.